First Meet(Kiroumaru: Hello, I'm the ever-so-grumpy Sakiri, and this is the invincible Lord Kiroumaru—ouch!) So you're the appraiser Hotori picked up? There, be careful around that ugly monster Kiroumaru, don't get too close… If something goes missing, I won't help you find it… No insurance if you get bitten on the butt either!
Chat: GluttonyKiroumaru! What's that junk you're eating? Spit it out!
Chat: Nursery RhymeSnap, snap, where did you go? Fragile and cute, that glass doll. Tick-tock, tick-tock, the sun's dipped low. Safe with the crew, fears all stowed.
Chat: MilkStill sleeping, eh… Glug glug glug… Ugh, I can't stand milk…
SunnyLet's drag Nanally and the dummy out for some… something big!
RainyAnother car splashes me, it's done for!
ColdI won't dress like an ugly yarn ball… Ah, achoo!
HotLittle bear popsicle? Please, that's kid stuff…
Morning GreetingWhat took you so long?! The sun's been up for hours!
Noon GreetingHey, I've been here for you all day, maybe show some gratitude?
Evening GreetingIf you blink at the moment the sun goes down, you'll get—snagged by the shadow ghost!… Haha, just kidding!
Good NightOff to dreamland already? You're so boring… Come earlier tomorrow, okay?
HobbiesSeeing Taygedo rage is priceless! Just eat all his snacks from the fridge, or hide his precious sticker cards. After all, he always hides them in the same uncreative places! …How is this not a hobby? It's called "bonding," got it?
WorriesStill not taller after drinking this stuff for a year… Adler's a liar…
Topic: Anomalies Honest Popping CandySnacks for me? Hmph, I'll reluctantly accept them. …Popping candy? …Who told you about the honest popping candy? Well, no use denying it! Forget it yourself, or shall I have Kiroumaru surgically remove that memory for you?
Topic: Disqualified SpawnIt's not a big deal. When a human and an anomaly merge, if the human overcomes the anomaly, they become a Disqualified Spawn. If the anomaly overcomes the human, they become something even more inferior, living miserably… What's with that look?… Just to make it clear, I'm not about to be bested by those bottom-rung beings! So, if you're pitying me, you might as well step back.
Topic: Empty BottlesW…what? Empty milk bottles?! You must be seeing things… That's Kiroumaru's weird taste, not mine, definitely.
About Myself: Esper AbilitiesHow unlucky do you have to be to get stuck with someone like Kiroumaru? Always defiant and noisy! I can't count how many times I've cleaned up its mess because it eats everything! And when it gets an upset stomach, it vomits everywhere! (Kiroumaru: Everything's on the menu! Gluttony rules!) Zip—it—! One day I'll sew that mouth shut!
About Myself: WishCurious, are we? Did those two meddlers say something?… Hmph. Save the guesswork. These lips are sealed.
About HotoriShe's a lazy squanderer! Always stirring the pot and acting like a child! I was just showing my kindness to her everyday!
About AdlerIf Adler wasn't around, Eibon would've gone bankrupt ages ago! Taking care of the flaky bunch is a full-time gig. Why not care for yourself for a change?!
About DaffodillDaffodill's got moves, and I respect that. But teaming up with her? It's like a breath-holding contest with a statue. Ha… I bet she'd vibe with that dummy, Edgar!
About NanallyPsst, wanna see Nanally freak out? Put on a horror film, and she'll be hugging her tail in no time. Go on, dare her—but don't say I gave you the idea!
About EdgarBeing a brainiac is great and all, but if he's too shy to speak up, what's the point? So yeah, I'm the one who steps up! But let me tell you, don't let that quiet act fool you. When it's go-time, he'll come out swinging and leave everyone's jaws on the floor!
About the ColuccisAh, Nanally and the dummy, what a pair! One's scatterbrained, the other's tight-lipped. What would they do without me? But guess what? I… don't hate their company…
About TaygedoThe dumbest oddity in the entire Bridge Crossings! Never understands the hierarchy! That dumb otter can only be my sidekick, okay? And he cries at the drop of a hat, so embarrassing! Hmm… but you know what, life would be boring without Taygedo… I guess he can stick around!
About MismoThose self-righteous, high-and-mighty guys, I should have hit 'em harder last time! But I'm all about second chances, especially when they're trying to make things right. So, I'll let bygones be bygones… for now.
About Eibon Antique ShopHumph, I haven't found anywhere else that feels quite satisfying. Plus, Adler's cooking? That's reason enough to stay and lend a hand…
Character Ascension IIt's barely passable.
Character Ascension IIAt this rate, they'll never catch up with me!
Character Ascension IIIHow is Kiroumaru's appetite growing?
Gift Received IWow, how did you…? Ahem, I'll remember you tried this hard!
Gift Received IIDid you want Kiroumaru to cover a mistake you made? Just name it! Kiroumaru will deal with it!
Gift Received IIIThanks. I'll make sure Kiroumaru doesn't eat it—Umm, at least before I sleep.
Gift Received IVI'll give you a surprise some day. A legit one!