First MeetHey there! I'm Haniel Cresswell, but you can just call me Haniel. If you need anything, shout my name! I swear on the name of "E.A.R"—if it's your voice, I'll always hear it!
Chat: Limited SalesAlarm—check! Wi-Fi—check! This time I'm definitely getting that limited drop!
Chat: SpellsHahuie! Shulahula! Supercharged Shockwave Ultra Blaster—by the name of Haniel, I summon you!
Chat: Cat FoodGotta bring some new flavors of cat food when I visit the kittens this weekend.
SunnySuch a nice sunny day. Perfect for a nap… or just about anything.
RainyHow about some chill beats? Ugh, hope the headphones don't short again.
ColdIt's freezing! Time for hotpot! Extra spicy, of course!
HotCalm, calm, calm… Phew… Haniel's 72nd attempt at meditation… failed.
Morning GreetingGood morning! A brand new day starts now!
Noon GreetingAfternoon! Got lunch plans? Want a rec?
Evening GreetingEvening! I'm heading out for a stroll. Wanna come?
Good NightLate night's the best time to catch up on anime. Don't worry, just one episode before bed! Probably…
HobbiesMy goal? Collect every limited-edition collab headset! The new ones I can snag at launch, but for vintage ones, it's all about patience. Sure, even the best-kept old headsets can't beat cheap modern ones in sound quality—but classic OSTs deserve that analog crackle. I'll show you my collection sometime.
WorriesBig worries? Not really. Small ones? Tough homework, noisy Illica, vague delivery addresses, picky customers… nothing a good meal and sleep can't fix. Haniel's always back at full power the next day!
Topic: AnomaliesThe elders said there was a time when humans, Espers, and anomalies were always at odds. But by the time I was born, anomalies felt more like family—pets, even. Sure, not everything's perfect, but most anomalies are super cute!
Topic: MannersKnives on the left, forks on the right, and no slurping your soup? If you can't enjoy food freely, what's the point? Like spicy sticks—put 'em on a gilded plate with violin music… still won't beat eating 'em straight from the bag.
Topic: Fellow EnthusiastsIt's wild how people connect—just sharing love for a character can make two strangers close friends. There are things I can't even tell my real-life friends that I'll share with someone online in a heartbeat. I've got one really special online friend… I hope we meet offline someday.
About Myself: VestThe worst thing about following a series? Hiatus notices. You want to lock the author in a room till they finish! But then when it's my turn to write… heh. That's what alt accounts are for! I'm not skipping updates—I'm… looking for inspiration!
About Myself: Esper AbilitiesI used to envy Espers. Like the heroes in anime—chosen ones, saving the world. But when it was my turn, I realized: I don't want to be the protagonist. I want the power to protect others. If I'd been a little stronger back then… maybe it would've survived like the other kittens. But I'm not telling you this to make you sad. Let's go visit together sometime. It's a really pretty place.
About Myself: Freedom"Some birds are meant for cages—their feathers fluff up from fine feed and water. But some birds can't be caged. Their wings only shine in the open sky." Me? I want a warm home and freedom. Maybe that's greedy, but I'm happy with my life.
About JiuyuanWorking at Sterry Express doesn't get in the way of school, pays well, and comes with a world-saving mission! Jiuyuan's also super generous with bonuses—what's not to love? I, Haniel, will become Sterry's top courier! If only Jiuyuan wouldn't get so mad—stress causes wrinkles, y'know… cough.
About JensonThe first time I met Jenson, I thought—"Wow, this guy is so cool!" Like a dependable anime adult! Ask him anything, he's got an answer! No way he's just a normal shopkeep—bet he's hiding some secret identity. That's how it goes in shows!
About IllicaUgh, that noisy Silly! If I'd known we'd reunite at Sterry, I wouldn't have written so much in his yearbook… But hey, he wrote a bunch in mine too. Even gave me a headset I'd wanted for ages as a grad gift. So… I'll let it slide.
About HathorI really wanna try Hathor's motorcycle. Must feel amazing to ride! People say she seems cold—but that's only 'cause they don't know her. With me around, even Esper Ability blowups are no big deal! Go Haniel! No fear!
About Sterry ExpressI saved Hathor when her Esper powers backfired. Jiuyuan brought me into Sterry after that. Then I met Jenson, and Illica showed up again… It's like the start of "The Haniel Chronicles"… no, wait, maybe "Courier X Stelry"? "Masked Courier"? We'll work on it.
About Eibon Antique ShopHidden relic shop on a shady street vs. undercover express company in plain sight—this arc needs a movie adaptation!
Character Ascension ISo THIS is… power?
Character Ascension IIReady to save the world?
Character Ascension IIIMy feathers look nicer now!
Gift Received IPsst, do you hear that…? Haniel's affection, up, up, up!
Gift Received IIWow, how did you know I liked this? Can you appraise preferences too? So cool!
Gift Received IIIIs this for me? Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks!
Gift Received IVNext time when I get a request from Eibon, I'll mark it urgent for free!